K, so, this is Ms. Sneeuw's meme! Here we go!

Rules: There are no rules, really. You can answer the questions in any way you choose- with as much or as little detail as possible, so long as you leave none blank (saying "I don't want to answer" is perfectly acceptable). Tagging other people is optional. The object of this quiz is to get to know the person who takes it better, so send this to someone you're REALLY curious about! Just make sure the person you send it to has plenty of time and patience, as there are 163 questions in all!


1. What's your name?

Well, it doesn't matter. Why would you care about my name? It is nor hand nor foot, nor arm nor heart, nor any other part belonging to ME.

2. Nickname?

THE MERCHANT OF THE CHRYSANTHAMUMS OF CRUCIBLE.

3. What do you wish your name was?

I wish I didn't have a name. Honestly. Names are cookie cutter business. Although, I suppose you do need something to identify people by. Then, I suppose I wish everyone had personal nicknames for everyone else.

4. What's your favorite color?

PURPLE.

5. What other colors do you like?

Green, blue, dark blue, dark green, fog, inky blue, starry blue, earth brown, tree bark brown, wet tree bark green

6. What's your favorite tree?

Hum. I dunno. I love dem all up. Yew, Oak, Rowan, Pine, Maple, Mangrove, Aspen, Tree of Life, etc.

7. Flower?

Roses! Have I posted any pictures of mine, yet?

8. Pet?

Oh, gosh. I've only ever had dogs.

9. Wild animal?

Dragons, BigBears, BigWolves, Otters, Owls, Um. I like wild animals.

10. Genre of music?

Music.

11. Musician?

Alice Cooper!

12. Band?

Alice Cooper!

13. Song?

Oh, hum. I don't know. There are so many songs. I like Thirteen, by Garbage, I Might As Well Be On Mars, by Alice Cooper, Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band, Purple Bottle by Animal Collective, Harvest Moon, by Blue Oyster Cult, Tag, You're It, by Alice Cooper, Died in Your Arms Tonight, by Journey, Apres un Reve, by Debussy, Adagio For Strings, by , Witchy Woman, by the Eagles, Word Up, by Music of The Night...phantom of the Opera, Water Night, Eric Whitacre, Listen to the Rain, Evanescence, Knock Three Times, by Dawn, Cupid's Chokehold, by Gym Class Heroes, Salmon Falls, by Harry Nilsson, Timbuktu, by Holly Cole, Next Contestant, by Nickelback, I'll Have to Say I Love you In a Song, by Jim Croce, Reaching For The Moon, by Lizz Wright, Twilight Zone, by Manhattan Transfer, Healing Hands, by Marc Cohn, the Resident Evil Main Theme, by Marilyn Manson, Nighs in White Satin, by the Moody Blues, Hearts in My Eyes, by The Never, Leaves Start to Fall, by The Never, What Is A Youth, by Nino Rota, I Know What I Know, by Paul Simon, The Book of Love, by Peter Gabriel, Super Freak, by Rick James, Faithless, by Rush, Nobody's Hero, by Rush, Black Magic Woman, by Santana, Abracadabra, by Steve Miller Band?, Suite Madame Blue, by Styx, Malchik Gay, by Tatu, Wolf Moon, by Type O Negative, Chanting Monks, by Type O Negative?, Yo Ho, Heave ho, by Bhbat, Boris the Spider, by The Who, A Rose for Emily, by the Zombies

Hmmm....I'm sure I missed some.

14. What others (of ten through thirteen) do you like?

Well, I think I've answered this question a little bit.

15. Art form?

Um. Well, I like taking pictures.

16. Artist?

Oh, pooh. Everyone.

19. What's your favorite dish?

Um, I dunno. Probably scrambled eggs. X D

20. Your favorite dessert?

Eh. I don't care much for dessert. Blueberry cobblers good, though.

21. Your favorite snack?

M. I don't snack much. Prolly potato chips with cottage cheese.

22. Candy?

Eh. Don't like candy much. Toblerone, I suppose.

23. Cold beverage?

Milk! It flows through my bones.

24. Hot beverage?

Tea! Black tea grey tea green tea purple tea!

25. Which do you prefer: The sea, the mountains, the woods, a desert, an icey wasteland, the rainforest? (If other, specify.)

Oh, I prefer mountains over all. Though, preferably with the forest as well. Can has forested mountains, very easy yes. Almost always, in fact, unless yousa got some supa high mountains.

26. What's your time of day: Morning (after sun up), morning (before sun up), noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, twilight?

Hmm....I like twilight through sunrise best.

27. Where did you grow up?

Pennsylvania and here.

28. Describe its landscape. Were there more buildings than trees?

Well, in Pennsylvania the mountains are pretty old, so they're all more rounded over than the Rockies, and there are lots of leafy trees that turn all orange in the fall. Hummm...dunno. The city I lived in had more trees, but I never did get around to counting all the trees and buildings in the state.

29. What ethnicities lived there?

Well, everyone, really. 'Cept maybe Mexicans. Oh, and there are Amish with em carts and all.

30. What were the people like?

Oh, I don't remember. My family was almost entirely a buncha bimbos.

31. Where do you live now? Describe it- landscape, people, weather.

Flat flat flat flat flat republic republican democrat republican republican friendly friendly friendly friendly boiling freezing boiling freezing boiling freezing storming tornadoing storming storming boiling freezing

32. Were you raised by two parents?

Yep, sure was.

33. Were they strict?

Eh. Not really, though I've never really seen a need to test them. They're good parents.

34. When you recall your childhood, do you have more good memories than bad?

Oh, yes, I do.

35. Did your parents at any time divorce?

Nope, thankfully.

36. Do you have siblings?

Yerah, I have two older sisters, 28 and 30.

37. If so, what is your relationship with them like?

Well, we get along. We just kinda tease each other when we see each other. I dunno how to describe it.

38. Where do they live now?

They live here. 30 sister (birthday yesterday!) lives about 5 minutes away, other one lives half an hour drive off.

39. Do you have any nephews or neices?

Yep! I have a niece and a nephew! I's an uncley!

40. How old are they?

10 and 5.

41. What's your relationship with them like?

Erckm. I don't know how to describe. I have fun with them, show them things on the computer, read books, etc.

42. Are there any other family members you're close to? Explain.

My mother. I don't know what else there is to say, though. Honestly if you know me you should already know about that.

43. Who is your best friend?

This questions a little iffy. 'best friend' is such a cookie cutter term. Well, I don't like cookie cutting, but Sneeuw!

44. Who are your other close friends?

Joseph, Josh, Miles, Spenser, Rachel, Andy, Allison, Robert. Eh, I don't want to remember everyone.

45. If you have a significant other, name them. (If you don't want to name them, just put 'yes'.)

Venom!

46. How long have you been with them?

Since symbiote came to earth!

47. Are you very close?

Skin on alien skin!

48. Do you communicate well?

Mind link!

49. What kinds of things make you laugh?

Silly things! And things that are dry humor.

50. Who's your favorite comedian?

Hmm. I don't like comedians. But Bill Cosby, I suppose. May have to change my mind about that, htough, and not have a favorite at all.

51. Favorite sitcom?

None. TV is stinky.

52. Favorite non-comedic television show?

TV stiiiiinks.

53. Do you like educational programming?

Why, yes, I do! That part doesn't stink.

54. What's your all-time favorite movie?

Ohhhhhh, I don't know. My Big Fat Greek WEdding, The Princess Bride, Beauty and the Beast, Corpse Bride, more....

55. List other movies you like.

No, I don't feel like it. X D

56. Do you read National Geographic?

I haven't in a looooong time.

57. How about newspapers?

Never ever!

58. Other magazines?

Nope.

59. Do you read romance novels?

Well, I read semi-romance fan fictions.

60. List what kind of books you like.

Mostly I read fantasy books. My shelves are all full right now, actually; I've got a bag full on the floor that needs to be shelved.

61. Do you like to write?

Yes! But I hardly ever do it.

62. What do you write? (Fanfictions, short stories, poems, journal entries?)

Well, I've written all those things. But none very prolifically.

63. Do you draw, paint, or sculpt?

When I have an art class!

64. If so, what subjects?

Oh, depends. I did a radial design on my dead friend Tim the spider once.

65. Are you musically gifted? If so, what instrument- or do you sing?

Well, I played cello and I sing in madrigals now. But I don't like the term 'gifted'; that's like saying somebody gave me the ability, and I don't think so.

66. Can you write music? Do you play by ear?

Ohhhhhh no. I can sight read cell and choral a bit, though.

67. If you could make music, what would it be like?

It would mock all the dumb conventions that people write music by now! Music should not be regulated! Philosophically speaking, of course.

68. Are you going to school right now? If so, what kind of school, and what grade are you in?

Yep. High School senior.

69. What subject/s do you excel in?

Um...I have all A's.

70. What's your favorite subject?

Well, English, except my TEACHERS A BLOODY BIMBO! Seriously, how she got to be an AP teacher I will never approve! She should be fired, or retire! Like I was saying the other night, her body may not be old enough to retire yet, but her minds already there! Ahead of the times, she is. Bloody eyebrowing plucking bimbo. Anyway, that makes my favorite subject Calculus. : )

71. Least favorite subject?

English, for aforementioned reasons.

72. Were you ever bullied in school?

No.

73. How did you deal with it?

I didn't.

74. Did you ever, yourself, bully someone?

Oh...yeah. >.>

75. Did you have a favorite teacher?

Hm. Not really.

76. Least favorite teacher?

THIS ONE. THE BIMBO.

77. What was your proudest moment in school?

Eh, I don't have one.

78. What about your least proudest moment?

Eh. Don't remember.

79. Are you into politics?

Not really. They're interesting to watch sometimes, but I don't really care.

80. Who did you/would you have vote/d for?

I wouldn't vote.

81. What political party would you belong to?

None.

82. What is one thing you would change about the system?

The system.

83. Do you feel you are a member of a society, or do you think society is the bane of human existence?

Society sucks.

84. If you care to say, what religion are you?

Eh. I don't have one, don't need one.

85. Briefly describe what your religion is about, in your own words.

Independence and personal will.

86. Are you tolerant of other religions?

Oh, yeah, they're great. Just don't try to make me join.

87. Is there one religious group you just can't forgive?

Nah. Unless they do something unforgiveable, but then I'd probably blame the individuals, not the religion itself.

88. What sort of people do you like?

Oh, lots of different kinds.

89. What sort of people do you dislike?

Bimbos!

90. What's most important to you- respect or admiration?

Well, respect, acourse.

91. Do you like intellectual discussions, or would you rather not have to think at all?

Intellectual discussions are great! As long as the people involved are actually discussing, not just arguing their views.

92. Do you enjoy having your opinions and beliefs questioned?

Well, sure. Slong as its somebody who respects the validity of my own views, and isn't just trying to pound their beliefs into me.

93. Does the truth matter? Or is "truth" subjective?

No way. Truth is not important. To me, anyway. Well, I'm talking universal truth here. Like I don't care whose religion is the actual truthful one concering the universe and all that, but I do care if people are lying to me. And I don't think truth is subjective, either.

94. Are desires absurd?

Why would desires be absurd?

95. Do you like hugs?

*HUGS*

96. Do you like to cuddle?

Well. I think so. I've never actually gotten to, though I hope I will someday.

97. Is quantity or quality better?

It doesn't matter.

98. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Hee hee hee! Yes, I have, and I goosed his ear with my lakeborne thumb!

99. Do you like socks?

Socks are wonderful! I love them! Especially thick warmm woolen ones. <3 <3 <3 <3

100. How do you feel about relationships?

Um. They're great one on one. But large groups, not so much do I go for.

101. Is it okay to cheat?

Um. I dunno what you mean. Cheat? Like, in a game? Or in a relationship? Cause its not okay in either of those, but much more acceptable in a game. Cheating in relationship is death sentence.

102. Does true love exist?

Acourse. I agree with Sneeuw - all love is true love. If its not, its not love.

103. Would you rather wait until you meet The One to have sex, or will you sleep with anyone you're attracted to?

The One, of course. I don't understand how anyone could allow that sort of intimacy with just anyone. I certainly couldn't - I sleep with The One and that's all, in sexual regards I'ma only interested in them.

104. What one quality do you hate most in other people?

Being bimbos.

105. If you could change something about what the majority thinks, what would it be?

That obligation exists.

106. What color hair do you have?

Dark dark brown.

107. Is it long, short? Curly, straight, wavy, frizzy, spikey?

Yeah, its curly. It goes curly ringlet. It comes to partway down my back.

108. What kind of hair do you WISH you had?

What I have! I love my hair.

109. Do you like hats?

Yes, I do! I have quite a few, though I hardly ever wear them.

110. How tall are you?

5'7''

111. What body type do you have?

Me type.

112. What sort of chin do you have?

One with a scar on it from falling and getting stitches!

113. Ears?

Hey, I can wiggle those!

114. Nose?

Its nostrils are much too small. It makes it difficult to breathe at times.

115. Eyes?

I've got a picture up, so I don't feel a need to answer.

116. Mouth?

Thin lips!

117. Eyebrows?

Oh, I only have one.

118. Forehead?

....it's a forehead.

119. Cheeks?

They're found under the flesh. *Nods*

120. Do you have facial hair?

Sometimes...not really right now, because I shaved yesterday.

121. Are you very hairy, or practically hairless?

Pretty hairy. Can't help it, and I don't intend to.

122. Do you have scars?

Yep.

123. Do you have big feet, or small feet, or average feet?

Big feet, people tell me.

124. What about your hands?

They're wide. With short stubby fingers.

125. Do you keep your nails long or short?

I like to keep them short, cause they get dirt underneath them if I don't.

126. Is anything on your body crooked?

NO BECUZ ITS ALL LAIK DAT.

127. Do you have any piercings?

Nope.

128. What kind of clothes do you like?

Oh. Fun ones. And old fashion style. And gothic style. But I don't have any of those.

130. Where do you like to shop for them?

Heh, I never shop.

134. Do you like to dress up?

Well, I'd like to dress up just to dress up, but not for events. Thats dumb.

135. Do you like to play pretend?

DEFINITELY YES.

136. Do you like to collect things?

Well....if you're asking whether I'm a packrat...yes. >.>

137. Do you have an obsession? What is it?

What defines an obsession?

138. Do you daydream?

Every day!

139. Do you have a fantasy you don't mind sharing?

No.

140. Do you roleplay?

Yep, sure do!

141. What kind of roleplays do you like?

Umm...one on one, mostly.

142. Do you like learning new things?

Why yes, I do! Learning is great!

143. Are you a curious person?

Yep!

144. Are you a perfectionist?

Oh, not really. I just do things helter skelter.

145. Do you mind if you spell things wrong?

Not really. Mostly if I spell something 'wrong' its because I think it should be spelled differently.

146. Do you mind being corrected?

In my spelling and grammar? Yes, that annoys me no end. Stupid grammar bimbos. But otherwise, no, I'd actually prefer it if people would tell me if I'm doing something stupid or whatnot.

147. Do you like to talk during movies?

Well, it depends. I think I did, but got discouraged.

148. Are you a big talker, or are you more often silent?

Oh, I talk lots and lots sometimes, but then often I'm also very quiet.

149. Do you like jewelry?

To an extent.

150. Do you keep a calendar?

Hee, no.

151. Do you mark the days on the calendar as they go by, or leave it blank?

No.

151. When's your birthday?

June 26th, 1991.

152. What's your birthstone?

I don't have one. Man, I wish I did though! Be cool to be born with a stone!

153. What's your sun sign?

Mostly I draw it like a circle with wavyes coming out.

154. Your moon sign?

Cancer.

155. Your Chinese Zodiac sign?

Um...Sheep? I have furs.

156. How about your Chinese age?

I don't know what that is.

157. What's your favorite language?

LATIN. Is the best language evar.

158. How about your favorite accent?

Um, I don't know.

159. What's your favorite country?

Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, Canada...I don't know. I've never been anywhere else.

160. What's your fantasy home like?

It's private.

161. Are you getting tired of these questions?

Nope! Not yet.

162. If there's one question this quiz DOESN'T ask, that you would like to answer, what is it, and what's your answer?

Um....can't think of anything.

163. Are you going to share this with your friends?

Nah. Only friend I'd be interested in seeing the answers to already did it.